Unless you’ve been living under a rock so far, you’ve probably been tormented by this question and found yourself the victim of this love and hate shoe relationship. EVERYONE who’s anyone in fashion is wearing these mofos. I wonder, is it all just a case of playing cool with the most horrendous shoe in the history of mankind, are we really that mental, OR are they really a pretty darn sight on our feet?

Be honest here. birkenstocks sandalsThat it’s no longer ‘cool’ to look pretty and off-the-retail-rack-dressed is no news (the normcore trend hello!), but when did Seinfeld and Newman become fucking style icons? While the BIRKENSTOCKS SANDALS trend feels like a massive inside joke from the sartorials, apparently everyone bought it. And not only that, but joke’s on whoever planned the prank (assuming they did), cause bloggers, stylists, and fashion maniacs all over the world started a fashion movement, cashing in on attention and bucks. birkenstocks-2014-shoe-trendbirkenstocks-lookWith all the trends being accessible to every poor little wannabe’s fingertips & pockets, the posh ones decided they no longer wanted to look generic and bland, so instead they’re doing the opposite, which I think is pretty great. As a statement. Would I go normcore? Would you?

It’d certainly be a whole lot cheaper raiding our moms’ and dads’ clothes. My dad would probably laugh his ass off if he saw me in one of his 90s T-shirts or jerseys, paired with some mom jeans and, to pull it all together, wearing birkinstocks. Ha! He, and the rest of the world, would probably think it’s April’s Fool. Joke’s on them. No? alexa-chung-birkenstocksOkay, so here’s the cold harsh truth: I am not mentally sane.

(1) on some good days, I LOVE birkenstocks, when my full-of-herself-persona feels style-confident, but doesn’t really give a crap about humans’ perception, with an all around day mantra of ‘Fuck you all, I’m rockroll‘. Cause really it takes a certain kinda mood, attitude and style to wear birkenstocks sandals AND look great. The 2 concepts do not necessarily exclude each other. 90s-kate-moss-birkenstocksStyle wise these shoes do not make justice for anyone, yet there’s a certain kinda coolness and French chicness, blended with a 90’s grunge, and a classic case of je m’en fiche – that make birkenstocks sandals work. You’d be surprised to see how posh these too-comfortable shoes can make you feel, even when you pair them with office wear. Sure it’s not your classic per se smart attire, but an all-black or an all-white trouser suit with these sandals has got quite a sophistication to it.

Sporty looks, slouchy jeans, skinny jeans, crop tops, dresses, bermudas – anything really works. It’ll look clashed, but eclectic. Weird but intriguing. Not pretty, but fucking stylish. birkenstock-sandals-trend-2014(2) on bad days, I HATE birkenstocks sandals, when it feels like everyone is literally nuts, thinking that they look oh-so-posh when in fact they look like 50 year old German tourists, or Americans stuck in a 90s shopping mall, with their khaki bermudas, fanny-packs and fast-food cravings. And indulgings obviously.

And yes, it’s on these days that I find birkenstocks sandals and the whole normcore thing a big pile of shit, shoved on the throats of consumerists and fashion victims alike, who just swallow this bullshit as if it’s a bloody $90 cake suppose to make you orgasmatic and skinny at the same time. white-birkenstocksAnd who’s the bigger idiot really?

Will we, in one year time, bring back the stripper heels and then so dramatically confess our total dislike, and RELIEF that these once cool sandals are finally gone?

I wouldn’t be surprised. birkenstock-sandalsThey are definitely part of a fashion & social movement, which I applaud and salute. They exude a certain fashion, and to wear them one has to have a certain style, attitude, and ability to have fun and laugh both at fashion and at their own self. This, I find liberating.

But they’re still ugly as fuck.

Street style inspiration: 90s-look-birkenstocksbirkenstocks-skirt-lookbirkenstocks-street-stylebirkenstock-streetstyle-800how-to-wear-birkenstocksminimal-look-birkenstockssporty-style-birkenstockssummer-trends-birkenstocksstreet-style-birkenstocks (2)street-style-birkenstocks (3)style-birkenstockssummer-style-birkenstocksstreet-style-birkenstocks (5)summer-trend-birkenstockssummer-look-birkenstocksI’m curious though where you stand, and PLEASE feel free to love and hate these not-so-pretty sandals. :) xoxo

35 replies
  1. josh
    josh says:

    fucking hideous, i run from every girl who flaps towards me in these flippers. At first i believed women incorrectly saw gladiator sandals as attractive, now i realise feminism is right and women aren’t trying to look attractive for the opposite sex anymore. for that – i fully support you like the dad jumper, but to imagine any guy looks at these and doesnt vomit a little internally you’d be wrong.

    what we don’t say for the chance of pussy

    • Will G
      Will G says:

      A girl in Ultraboosts is way more attractive than Birkenstocks, like ewww wtf if that’s ur taste in clothes I can only imagine how bad ur taste is in everything else

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  4. Barb Pollock
    Barb Pollock says:

    I’m excited by new fashion trends and love to see what young girls are wearing. I’m 63 so have been through many trends. Earth shoes with a negative heel were the thing when I was in college in the 70’s! I still dress in a funky way because I like my clothes to be fun. I knit sweaters & socks in many colors and wear them all the time. I went on-line to order Birkenstocks because of foot pain and saw that they’re popular. Can’t wait to get mine and will wear them with socks!!

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  8. Isabella
    Isabella says:

    It’s not urgly but you need to think of how to wear it. I think sometimes basic series are better than those in patterns. Here is the one I am going to get: BIRKENSTOCK Platform

  9. Ana
    Ana says:

    I love and use Birkenstock since i was a teenager and i´m 32 now!
    They are really comfortable shoes, good for your feet! I don´t care about fashion. I just use it because i like it ;-)

  10. Pilar Naranjo
    Pilar Naranjo says:

    I’m in artschool so i need confortable shoes and not so glam haha a birkenstock store was recently opened in my city so im thinking in getting a pair! Your comments inspired me , let’s see , also i go to the beach frecuently so lets give birks a chance

  11. Kelly
    Kelly says:

    I’ve never really been into Birkenstocks, but found myself in the need for some confortable sandals, and apparently, these are the best. I’ve got 2 pairs, black and white patent, and actually, in the Gizeh style, i love them.

  12. Angela McFadden (@angmcfadden)
    Angela McFadden (@angmcfadden) says:

    I’ve been debating this topic myself and ran across your blog while googling “Are Birkenstocks Stylish again” Ha! I am still up in the air, myself. I have a pair stored away, so at least there’s no cost associated if I decide to give the re-trend a whirl!

    • Fashion Tag (Dana Cristina)
      Fashion Tag (Dana Cristina) says:

      Haha! I know what u mean! do it! a friend of mine has loads of them and I’m gonna borrow a pair for a few days and see how it goes. don’t wanna buy a pair and then be all nah. :)) So, we should definitely give them a try. thanks so much xoxo

  13. Marie
    Marie says:

    OMG! This is so hilarious!!! They’re UGLY. So for me, it’s a no no. If it’s not love at first sight, I abstain myself.

  14. lucandrob
    lucandrob says:

    I love the ones with a single strap or with three smaller straps! I have been wearing birkenstocks always in the summer time! so go for it girls!


  15. MRG
    MRG says:

    I can’t get over the image of the old german tourist walking around Lisbon with the birkenstocks over the white socks… No can’t do!
    xo Marez


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